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Dec 242010
 

Twas the Night Before Christmas

(Alex Lambert style)

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house

Not a person was stirring, not even your spouse.

The stockings were washed and the counters wiped bare,

In hopes that some quiet time soon would be there.

You turn down the covers and hop into bed,

While visions of Alex-Lambert.com dance in your head.

The coffee is brewing, a two gallon vat,

To keep your eyes open for a long Lambert chat,

Suddenly you freeze, lose control of your bladder,

Begin to squeal loudly, your heart pitter-patter.

Away to the window you fly in a dash,

A sight there awaits you much better than cash.

The moon in the sky with its white lustrous glow,

Illuminates the sheen of a mullet below.

Are your eyes playing tricks, is your mind in a funk?

Could it really be a visit from that lovable punk?

Your ears perk up firmly and you hear his voice flutter,

And with one single note your heart melts into butter.

More soulful than Cooke, silky smooth just like Gaye,

Serenading you so softly you then hear him say,

“I appreciate you being my number one fan and I’ve come to say thank you the best that I can.”

He sings you to pieces, you lose sense of strife,

Alex Lambert has once again brightened your life.

“I Didn’t Know” & “Untouchable”, “Butterflies” & “One Kiss”,

a set list that nobody truly would miss.

On top of the world, your life is complete,

it’s one Christmas present that nothing could beat!

The sun slowly rises, your mouth still agape,

as you ponder your night of blissful escape.

Away he departs as he throws you a deuce,

you can’t hold it in and you really let loose.

You jump and you scream, you holler and cheer,

“Today was the best of the entire year!”

Then faintly you hear him as he walks out of sight,

“Mahalo to all, and to all a good night.”

  47 Responses to “Hark! An Alex Lambert Christmas Poem”

Comments (47)
  1. Oh, my friggin God — no abbreviations for that one. Molly that is stupendous. You are some wordsmith and, beyond that, you’ve captured every thought, emotion, and wish of all of us angels, addicts and loonies. God bless you!

  2. Thank you very much for a wonderful Christmas present.I wish if I were a native speaker of English…but I don t care.
    Merry Christmas to the Alex addicts all over the world !

  3. Molly…… aren’t you the crafty, creative one!!! How’d you know what I wanted for Christmas??? LOL! That was awesome!!! Verrry cool!! Thank you Sweetie! :heart:

  4. BRILLIANT @Molly…And Perfect for the season…now what would ya’ll leave the beautiful elf, if he comes in? -Santa does milk and cookies, but what does Alex do?… :wink:

  5. Good Golly Miss Molly!!!!! Perfection I tell you. Love how you captured the mullet, the flutter, and the deuce. I will carry this adorable Alex Lambert stylized “Twas the Night Before Christmas” with me all day and into the wee hours of the night. Now I must run off to play Alex’s “Rudolph” again. Everyone have a Merry Christmas!!!!! :heart:

    Thanks to you too Kass. I just made the Santa Alex wallpaper my background and it looks smashing!!!! If the men in my life see this…I’m just going to put the blame on you, ha ha. Peace:)

  6. BRAVO!!!! Nice, nice, nice, nice job, Molly!! “The sheen of a mullet. . .” ~ outstanding!! :biggrin:

  7. lauren: Good Golly Miss Molly!!!!! Perfection I tell you. Love how you captured the mullet, the flutter, and the deuce. I will carry this adorable Alex Lambert stylized “Twas the Night Before Christmas” with me all day and into the wee hours of the night. Now I must run off to play Alex’s “Rudolph” again. Everyone have a Merry Christmas!!!!!
    Thanks to you too Kass. I just made the Santa Alex wallpaper my background and it looks smashing!!!!If the men in my life see this…I’m just going to put the blame on you, ha ha.Peace:)  

    Yes Kass, Thank you, I LOVE my wallpaper, if certain people dont like it (even tho i think they secretly do :wink: )………….DONT CARE!! Muuhaaahaha!

  8. Molly, so glad I stopped by to read your poem. It really brightened my day.

  9. HAhahaha Molly you’re brilliant!!! What a wonderful way to start Christmas :biggrin: Thank you!!

  10. I absolutely loved it! Great job Molly! :biggrin:

  11. That poem was simply fabulous! And all of it so true for us Alex Angels!

  12. Cutest poem ever! :happy:

  13. Thanks everyone!!! Glad you all enjoyed it!

    Hope everyone has a very Merry Christmas!!!!! :angel:

  14. Molly, what can I say…. I am speechless. That was the most beautiful poem, and one of the best Christmas gifts I got. I love your poem. Every word is true and fitting, perfect. :wub:
    Thank you. You really got a gift there, very witty. :heart:

    @Alleycayfan… Ramen and Amp? :lol: :tongue:

  15. Tracy: Molly, what can I say…. I am speechless. That was the most beautiful poem, and one of the best Christmas gifts I got. I love your poem. Every word is true and fitting, perfect. Thank you. You really got a gift there, very witty. @Alleycayfan… Ramen and Amp?   (Reply)

    So true tracy….and you are so right with the Raman and Amp! Merry Chrismas Sweetie!! And everone else!!! You guys are all pretty awesome! :heart:

  16. Awesome poem, Molly! Really enjoyed reading it :)

    Merry Christmas to everyone! Have a lovely Christmas Day!

  17. That was so legit….the end was my favorite “Mahalo to all, and to all a good night.” lol sooooo good!

  18. Beautiful Poem..Great work,Molly…Merry Christmas all.

  19. Phillip: That was so legit….the end was my favorite “Mahalo to all, and to all a good night.” lol sooooo good!  (Reply)

    That was my favorite too! The perfect ending…

  20. Cecily Gonzalez: Lambert

    wait how do you leave a comment with a reply? :blink:

  21. I love the poem…very creative. cool cool cool. HUGS. out. :smile:

  22. Molly, you are quite the poet! Love the poem!
    Hope you all had a wonderful day. I’m still partying :)

  23. Dayaam Molly, Your talents are limitless!!! Thanks for another alex-lambert.com original. That poem is awesome & really made me smile. Hope everyone is having a great Christmas!!!

  24. Very good job on the poem Molly. It was interesting to read. Your love for Alex shines though in that poem. :) Its like we were vicariously experiencing all the feelings and excitements through you.

    I’m more visual, than literal and can’t write more than 3 lines of a poem.

  25. Wish I knew what was going on with Alex now. I see his posts and they do not sound positive at all music wise. Concerned about what will happen to Alex. He says a lot of I love my fans now. Did they just drop all of the IICD talent? For so long it sounded like Alex was the next best thing. The comments he now makes sound like he is down about it all. I cannot believe all the music he wrote and his talent in general it no big thing any longer. Scared for him now. What is Alex doing to promote himself now? He was on a high for so long and now reading his comments and between the lines its sad.

  26. Carol Ann: I’d say Alex is working harder than ever with his music. I think his tweets have been VERY positive! He’s been in the studio with a lot of well-known songwriters/producers. I really don’t know where you would get the idea that he is down & not going anywhere? His fans have been doing a lot of stuff for him lately, he’s just expressing his gratitude! :wink:

  27. Not to be negative, :) Carol Ann, but where have you been in the last few months, Alex is doing everything a up and coming artist is supposed to be doing, working and writing almost everyday! His tweets have been anything but down. He is working hard to get to his ultimate goal….I think its great that he is actually WORKING his tail off for it, instead of having it Handed to him like some artist I know *cough. Thats what we are here for, we will continue to support and promote him, because WE beleive in him. He is going to have staying power and not be a flash in the pan like some. Patience is the key, I am sure it will pay off in the end. All good things come to those who wait……Merry Christmnas all!!! :tongue:

  28. @Carol Ann I certainly agree with Matilda and Linda; therefore, I will not repeat what they have written. Whenever you begin to have doubts just remember that “big things are just around the corner for Alex”. Hold on to that because that’s exactly what is going to happen. Prepare to be blown away by his album when it is released in the very near future.

    2011 = The Year of Alex Lambert :whistle: :w00t: :wub:

  29. Carol Ann: Wish I knew what was going on with Alex now. I see his posts and they do not sound positive at all music wise. Concerned about what will happen to Alex. He says a lot of I love my fans now. Did they just drop all of the IICD talent? For so long it sounded like Alex was the next best thing. The comments he now makes sound like he is down about it all. I cannot believe all the music he wrote and his talent in general it no big thing any longer. Scared for him now. What is Alex doing to promote himself now? He was on a high for so long and now reading his comments and between the lines its sad.  

    Haha well I have no problem repeating what Matilda and Linda said. Yes, If I Can Dream is over, at the very least for Alex. But this is a good thing – he is no longer a cast member on an unsuccessful reality show; instead, 19 Entertainment (his official managers) are putting all their energies into preparing his musical career – which is way more legit. He has been in the studio day and night for the past months writing and recording songs with some BIG industry names. And word has it that his album will be released very, very soon… the reason nothing official has been announced is obvious: they are waiting for it to be finished so that they can start promoting it at the proper time immediately prior to its release, so as not to lose momentum. But it’s going to happen, there’s no “maybe” about it.

    As for what Alex is doing to promote himself – well, I think telling his fans how much he loves them, tweeting regularaly and making YouTube videos is doing exactly that.

    I really don’t know where you see the negative Carol Ann… you posted a comment saying basically the same thing as this one a month or so ago, and we answered you then, but apparently you didn’t see the answers… so I hope you see these. If you do, and you still see things negatively, well that’s fine! We won’t keep trying to reassure you – you’ll see for yourself soon enough that everything’s fine :)

    Hope everyone had a great Christmas!!

  30. hello all, while this is a bit off topic, i think it is a positive. Benn Elliott has posted a vlog at his facebook page and mentioned that he has an apartment in Los Angeles and is still going to acting classes. so, I think 19 has not abandoned the dreamers. there must be some sort of support being given.

    neither Ben nor Alex come from wealthy families although those families help as much as possible, but living in LA and attending classes and working in recording studios, does have a high cost

    Ben did say he doesnt have much furniture, just a bed. from what we have seen of Alex, he doesnt have much furniture either. but if we remember at the Dream House, these guys had no use for furniture, they just piled stuff around anyplace there was a space to pile.

    Happy New Year to everybody!

    • richiej: hello all, while this is a bit off topic, i think it is a positive.Benn Elliott has posted a vlog at his facebook page and mentioned that he has an apartment in Los Angeles and is still going to acting classes.so, I think 19 has not abandoned the dreamers.there must be some sort of support being given.neither Ben nor Alex come from wealthy families although those families help as much as possible, but living in LA and attending classes and working in recording studios, does have a high costBen did say he doesnt have much furniture, just a bed.from what we have seen of Alex, he doesnt have much furniture either.but if we remember at the Dream House, these guys had no use for furniture, they just piled stuff around anyplace there was a space to pile.Happy New Year to everybody!  

      Here ya go!! Hope this works!

      http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=834451295908&oid=241536159703&comments

  31. WOW!!!! THIS IS A M A Z I N G!!!!!!!!

  32. I’m not going to repeat what everyone else said, but Carol Ann, your post is a little puzzling. I don’t feel any negativity at all coming from Alex. He sounds happy, playful, and expresses his appreciation to his fans. He’s as determined as ever to make the best possible album he can and he’s doing it. I don’t share your concerns.

    And, richiej, of course, you’re right, but it’s all good. So, the gang isn’t living in a mansion anymore — so what? They never needed it anyway and, let’s face it, towards the end Alex was rarely there. So, if he’s living in a small studio in LA and in the recording studio nearly everyday, he’s right where he should be. I have to pull back from wanting to go out there and buy him everything he needs, but it’s his life and his journey. No one grows by having things handed to them. Alex has already accomplished so much in such a short time. It’s just so exciting to watch.

    Molly, I still can’t get over that poem. Truly a work of genius.

  33. P.S. Fellow angels, addicts, and loonies, I think I’m going to cut back on tweeting. I’ve got so many things going on and I can’t keep up. I’m afraid of missing an Alex tweet, but I’m sure I can catch whatever I need here. So, if anyone needs to get a message to me, I’ll be checking my DM’s on Twitter, but probably not everyday…maybe. I don’t make New Year’s Resolutions because I know I won’t keep them, but I’m going to try and pull back from so much time spent online. Just so you know that, if you don’t hear from me, it’s nothing personal.

  34. “I love my fans more than lions love to feast on helpless zebra.” That boy is crazy — in a good way. :wub:

  35. I have to agree with Kass, Lauren, Janet, Linda and Matilda. Alex is working very hard. I’m sure his album is going to be awesome. I love that he is tweeting with his fans so much. I feel like most of those tweets are happy and playful. He’s enjoying the interaction with his fans and we sure are enjoy it back. Carole Ann, I don’t know what your deal is, but think positively. All is well. Alex is fine. You’ll see soon enough.

  36. @Carole Ann – I don’t think you need worry about tweets that may not sound positive. Remember – – Alex is known to be clever and sly with his tweets to keep us guessing, and he is often quoting snippets of lyrics from rap songs he’s listening to or maybe his own lyrics. Just sayin’! Not to worry!

  37. I agree with everyone, Alex is doing fine. He works very hard, and is going to put out a great album, hopefully sooner than later. We all know he loves to confuse us and drive us nuts with he tweets. He wouldn’t be Alex if he didn’t. I think that is why we all enjoy it so much.
    Always keep them guessing is the saying, and Alex is damn good at it. :tongue: :lol:

    Don’t worry Carol Ann, he has a lot of support. :wink:

  38. Thanks, Molly. He really is so cute.

  39. Thanks Molly, I’m glad Ben is doing well. He looks good.

  40. Thanks @Tracy, for the Ramen and Amp- perfect…If there were still a Poet Laureate designation, and I have no idea if there is- Molly would be nominated… :biggrin:

  41. I officially designate Molly as Poet Laureate of Alex-Lambert.com. Good idea alleycatfan. Of course, I have no “official” capacity with which to do that, but I’m doing it anyway. I’m sure we’re all in agreement. :angel:

  42. Okay Janet, I can take a hint: I hereby declare you to be the official person in charge of appointing the Poet Laureate of Alex-Lambert.com. You may now officially bestow this title upon Molly :biggrin:

  43. Janet: I officially designate Molly as Poet Laureate of Alex-Lambert.com. Good idea alleycatfan. Of course, I have no “official” capacity with which to do that, but I’m doing it anyway. I’m sure we’re all in agreement.   

    Kassandra: Okay Janet, I can take a hint: I hereby declare you to be the official person in charge of appointing the Poet Laureate of Alex-Lambert.com. You may now officially bestow this title upon Molly   

    haha. I second Janet’s nomination! (or appointment, whatever, I agree!)

  44. We have a first, we have a second, all in favor say “ALEX!”

    hahaha

  45. Janet: We have a first, we have a second, all in favor say “ALEX!”hahaha  (Reply)

    ALEX!! haha

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