Had one too many Lambertini’s* last night? Try our patented after party remedy**:
- Combine a can of Pepsi Amp, 3 spoons of honey and a bottle of hot sauce (in memory of Ben Elliott). Mix well and drink.
- Eat 2 bowls of Ramen.
- Take a hot shower.
- Listen to Alex Lambert’s cover of ‘Rudolph‘ 20 times in a row (one for each year).
- Sleep at least 10 hours.
You should wake up feeling refreshed and cured!
(Don’t forget to do your vocal exercises upon waking.)
*The Lambertini Cocktail is a drink composed by Empress Janet with flavor research by Marianne, and is to be consumed only by Alex Lambert fans (with or without the addition of alcohol, dependent on your age and country of residence). The recipe according to Janet is as follows:
The Lambertini is a light, refreshing drink that can be made as boozy as you want, or sans booze.
Advance preparation: Brew some green tea with honey and fresh ginger (optional) to taste, and let cool. This can be kept in the fridge and drunk as is. For an easier version, buy bottled green tea.
To make the cocktail, turn on some Alex music, get out your cocktail shaker, add ice, pour a shot (or however much you want) of vodka in, add the green tea with honey mixture, and shake your money maker whilst singing along very loudly to the Alex song of your choice. Pour into a Martini glass and enjoy! You can garnish with lemon if desired, but I didn’t. It would taste good, but lemon is really harsh on the vocal chords and not a good thing for singers to drink. So, since this is the Lambertini, I’m going with no lemon.
It really is a tasty drink. Kind of like a Long Island Ice Tea, except not quite as intoxicating — depending on the amount you drink.
**DISCLAIMER: We will not be held responsible for the consequences should anyone actually try this remedy – we are a fansite, not doctors! The drink, however, is real :biggrin: