This has already been announced in the comments, but there are still an alarming number of freaked out tweets and Facebook wall posts being written, as well as keyword searches for “Alex Lambert Hemorrhoids”, so it’s going up here in capital letters, where everyone can see it:
ALEX LAMBERT DID NOT TWEET ABOUT HIS HEMORRHOIDS.
Yesterday’s tweet was a HACK — a PRANK. He must have left his laptop unattended while still logged onto twitter, allowing the culprits to post the tweet. Who, you ask, would do such a dastardly thing? None other than notorious British rock band (and Alex’s friends), Purple Melon. This is not guessing, they have confessed — it is confirmed! (Laugh! It’s funny!)
Second item of business:
THE FACEBOOK ACCOUNT www.facebook.com/HandsThatHurt DOES NOT BELONG TO ALEX!!
The person messaging people, offering to “Facebook marry” people or add them as his/her relatives is AN IMPOSTER. Don’t be fooled! (Oh, and goes without saying that the blinding lime-green Formspring account under the name “alexlambertyo” is fake, too.)
Alright, are we all clear now? Good!
The fake Alex Lambert Facebook user has now removed all the marriages/relatives and related wall posts, tidied up the profile, and changed the profile pic to the one seen at left.
Guess what, IT’S STILL FAKE!!! And more people are being added as friends every day… sigh.
They have disabled the fake formspring account, so at least something was accomplished.